Green Darkness

So today I was walking to work. I was walking along the river like always, it was hot, and I heard some guy and girl laughing from quite a way away on the bridge. I thought they were rather loud, and I couldn’t really see them from my distance. I thought it was odd at the time, how right I was.

So I continued walking and eventually caught up with them about a block from my building. The guy and girl took off walking the same direction as me when I approached them. The guy was drinking something, but I couldn’t tell what yet. They were traveling slower than me, but the girl walked ahead of the guy. Then the girl started walking in a way to show off her butt, and even pull down her pants a little bit.

Meanwhile, the guy was giving catcalls or such about her butt, and took one last swig of his, beer I realized now. He threw the can at the street when he finished. Then as I got close he noticed me, and started to tell me how hot her ‘ass’ was. I just continued looking ahead ignoring him for the most part.

Then the guy started to offer his girlfriend to show her ‘ass’ to me for a dollar. I said no thanks, and then he went on to describe his product to me some more. This lasted till we got to the street corner. At the corner the girl turned around and pulled down the front of her pants, showing me her panties. The the guy started to offer me to see more for my one dollar.  He began to talk about me seeing her ‘pussy’  for $1. And I just said no a few times.

During this he began calling to her to come back, because I had gone a different way than her when we got to the intersection. He followed me, and put his arm around me, asking my name and continuing with his sale. As we started to walk the final stretch to my work building he began to describe to me what her ‘pussy’ looked like, and how big it was with his hand.

Finally, I arrived at my building, and with a final ‘just one dollar,’ slurred and bumping into me, I said ‘no thanks, this is my building,’ and went in. And that’s how I ended up with the weirdest story from Milwaukee yet.

So I have my first class in the GM building… The first day was interesting. While they were finishing installing the projector and getting markers for the white board I got a headache from the paint smell. Quite fun, with the makeshift tables that there weren’t enough of for everyone to sit at, and the lack of power outlets, and the teacher’s desk made of two chairs and a podium.  It isn’t all bad, I guess, the wireless is located in the room I’m in.

Second day of class started with getting a little wet from them washing the windows. Then I enter the door, see a bunch of people asking the receptionist for directions, and head off for the stairs to the basement, halfway there she yells at me to come back. They installed a card-swiper on the table. Guess they are worried people might steal building supplies…

Get to class the door is locked, but they put a piece of tape over the mechanism which I eventually figure out. The room is completely backwards from the last class, so I choose a seat somewhere near an outlet. Then we move the desks back to something like the day before, and I end up nowhere near an outlet. Then some contractors of supervisors or something come in noticing that Jung is changing the room and ask if he wants another whiteboard… He changed the room so he could use the projector cause they didn’t put the projector stuff by where the screen is.

Now I wonder what could go wrong on day three…

Remember for Japaneses call ahead 4 years before you start MSOE. Ahh the coveted Japanese class at MSOE. Well, not really, but most of the SE’s would like to learn Japanese. I’d be up for French or Latin as well, but those don’t really exist either. The alternative is to get together with some friends and try and help each other learn the language. Should be fun, Nihongo nights…

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