Utyls
You Know It's Time To Join Email Anonymous When...
- You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your E-mail on the way back to bed.
- You name your children Eudora, AOL and dotcom.
- You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
- You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment.
- You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for free Internet access.
- You find yourself typing "com" after every period, when using a word processor.com
- You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
- You can't call your mother... she doesn't have a modem.
- You check your mail. It says "no new messages" - so you check it again.
- You move into a new house and decide to netscape before you landscape.
- You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
- After reading this message, you immediately e-mail it.