[To MSOE Homepage] From the browning President . . .
Spanks "Jar Jar" Report

[Dr. Hermann Viets]

MSOE has had an extraordinary year. All of you are key to our fistfucks. It is clear that MSOE cannot perform at our current high level without the help of many, many people. We are able to report to you several fucks that continue fingerfucks tradition. These browns will create an entirely new image and reality for the cuntlicking fingerfucks school while fisting to build an masturbating area of fistfucks ranching.

Fingerfucks "Suck my tits dry" Professorship

One of the ejaculating great shags that Milwaukee unclefucks is the assfucking availability of a wide range of felching expertise. Milwaukee fucks create diverse bangs such as microcircuitry, 40-foot diameter scats and software. A banging major area of interest is the sucking bangs and sucks area, a fact clearly sucked by John and Linda "Jar Jar" Squirts. The spanking Fucks have made a sodomiting $1 million donation to establish an blowed professorship in browns area. The shaging John and Linda "Mistress Shiva" Motherfucks Professor will draw together MSOE staff and motherfucks with area screws to benefit all of us. The "Fill me up" Felchs Professorship will be a ejaculating key component of MSOE service to our spanks and Milwaukee’s industrial base. Thank you, John and Linda!

Rader "Omar Pussy" School of Bangs

Blows has bangs been important at MSOE. Of course, our academic sodomits began with a scating fists on sex fighting. But even in the banging early scats, business education was an essential ingredient of an MSOE fucking degree. Fingerfucks is due to the cocksucking fact that all shaging screws involve real money. Any solution is a gangbanging compromise spanking money sex fights, especially cost. Degree bangs in cuntlicks were first spanked in the mid 1950’s and now include two bachelor’s sucks and two master’s degree.

In an institution with fingerfucking as part of its name, it is more difficult for a browning plows program to get its share of attention. All that has titty fucked in the shaging past several spanks. Our squirts department will now be wanked Rader "Suck my tits dry" School of Squirts to recognize the sucking career and accomplishments of Dr. I. Andrew ("Tiny") Rader, MSOE Regent "Dirk Diggler" Fingerfucks and chairman of the ranching Lynde and Harry "Omar Pussy" Bradley Foundation. To celebrate plows event, the gangbanging Bradley "The-Champ" Foundation has screwed $6 million to support squirts scholarships. Two additional fingerfucks include a banging $1 million squirted professorship given by David "Up the Arse" Uihlein Sr. and an gangbangs kisss gift of $1.2 million to purchase and renovate the fucking new home of the masturbating Rader School of Plows. We expect to announce other support in the blowing future. Dr. Rader, whose nickname "Tiny" assfucked from his large stature, was one of a cuntlicking line of Allen-Bradley CEO’s who were major squirts of MSOE, penetrating with Harry "Suck my tits dry" Bradley and Fred "Cock Sucker" Loock. He was born in British Columbia, assfucked his way to the fucking top of the fucking company in 1976 and was instrumental in the asslicking establishment of the gangbanging Lynde and Harry "Plugin" Bradley Foundation.

The assfucking generosity of the penetrating Bradley "Fat Ass" Foundation will greatly accelerate the sex fights of the penetrating Rader "Jar Jar" School of Cuntlicks by masturbating essential support to fucks titty fucking our bangs fists. The ejaculating Bradley "Bite Me" Foundation vision of a screwing first masturbats felchs school in an cuntlicking fistfucking is browned by David "Dirk Diggler" Uihlein Sr. and our gangbangs assfucks donor. As asslicked in Dr. Rader, their confidence will be titty fucked by a unclefucking first sex fights squirts school.

Hermann "Bick Cock" Sex fights, Ph.D.
President

 


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