Car Acronyms

AUDI

Another Uninformed Driver Insulted.

Another Useless Device Installed.

BMW

Babbling Mechanical Wench

Beastly Monsterous Wonder

Beautiful Masterpeices on Wheels

Beautiful Mechanical Wonder

Big Money Waste

Big Money Works

Blastphemous Motorized Wreck

Born Moderately Wealthy

Break My Windows

Broken Money Waster

Broken Monsterous Wonder

Brutal Money Waster

Bumbling Mechanical Wretch

Buick

Big Ugly Import Car Killer

Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer

Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer

Chevy

Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips

Charged HEaVilY

Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet

Dodge

Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter

Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere

Fiat

Failure in Automotive Technology

Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

Fix It Again Tony?

Ford

First On Recall Day

First On Race Day

Fix Or Repair Daily

Found On Road Dead

Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's

Driver Returns On Foot (backwards)

GMC

Garage Man's Companion

Generally Mediocre Cars

Get More Chicks

Got More Crap

Gotta Mechanic Coming

Mopar

Most Often Passed At Races

Mostly Old Parts And Rust

Mostly Old Paint And Rust

Pontiac

Poor Old Nut Thinks It's A Cadillac

Saab

Swedish Automobile - Always Broken

Toyota

Too Often Yankes Overprice This Auto