The Year's Worst Country Song Titles

• If You Don't Believe I Love You Just Ask My Wife
• Timber, I'm Falling in Love
• You're the First Time I Thought About Leaving
• Love Will Beat Your Brains Out
• You Can Tell the Man Who Boozes (By the Company He Chooses)
• I Think I'll Drink Myself Into the Past
• I Got Tears in My Eyes From Lying on My Back Crying on My Pillow Over You
• Sleeping Single in a Double Bed
• The Pint of No Return
• Your Negligee Has Turned to Flannel Nightgowns
• Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart
• It Ain't Love but It Ain't Bad
• Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone
• I'd Rather have a Bottle in Front of Me Than a Frontal Lobotomy
• Don't Let That Doorknob Hit You (on the Way Out)
• You're Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without
• This Time I'm Gonna Beat You to the Truck
• You Blacked My Blue Eyes Once Too Often
• Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I'll Think You're Walking In
• I Forgot How Bad My Good Woman Could Be
• You Done Stomped on My Heart (and Smashed That Sucker Flat)
• Let Me Love the Leavin' from Your Mind
• Somebody Shoot Out the Jukebox
• My Legs Won't Walk Away From You
• What's a Fool Like Me Doing In a Love Like This
• I've Been Roped and Throwed by Jesus in the Holy Ghost Corral
• If You Can Live With It (I Can Live Without It)
• She Got the Gold Mine (I Got the Shaft)
• Hell Stays Open All Night
• I'd Be Better Off in a Pine Box
• I've Got You on My Conscience But At Least You're Off My Back
• Bridge Washed Out, I Can't Swim and My Baby's on the Other Side
• The Worst You Ever Gave Me Was the Best I Ever Had
• If the Phone Doesn't Ring It's Me
• I've Got a Funny Feeling (I Won't Be Feeling Funny Very Long)
• Does My Ring Hurt Your Finger (When You Go Out at Night)
• How Can a Whiskey Six Years Old Whip a Man That's 32?
• I Knew I'd Lean (But I Never Thought I'd Fall)
• She Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbye
• We Used to Just Kiss on the Lips But Now It's All Over
• You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
• If You Keep Checking Up on Me (I'm Checking Out on You)
• It Don't Hurt Half as Bad as Holding You Feels Good
• I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling
• I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue
• I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
• Heaven's Just A Sin Away
• She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
• If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You
• I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
• She Feels Like A New Man Tonight
• Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
• The Last Word In Lonesome Is "me"
• When We Get Back To the Farm (That's When We Really Go To Town)
• You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log
• He's Been Drunk Since His Wife's Gone Punk
• I Bought the Boots That Just Walked Out On Me
• Ever Since I Said "I Do," There's a Lot of Things You Don't
• The Next Time You Throw That Fryin' Pan, My Face Ain't Gonna Be There
• If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I'd Cry All Night Long
• I Don't Know Whether to Come Home or Go Crazy
• You're a Cross I Can't Bear
• It Don't Feel Like Sinnin' to Me
• You Hurt the Love Right Out of Me
• Mama Get the Hammer (There's A Fly on Papa's Head)
• If You Can't Feel It (It Ain't There)
• I've Got the Hungries for Your Love and I'm Waiting in Your Welfare Line
• My Shoes Keep Walkin' Back to You
• How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away?
• Why do You Believe Me when I Tell You that I Love You when You Know I've Been a Liar All My Life?